Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
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Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
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We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
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