I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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