so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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