He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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