You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
Randomize
