How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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