I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
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