No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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