I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
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she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
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I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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