So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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