drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
is wine microwaveable?
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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