so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Randomize
