There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
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I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
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We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
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