I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
