Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
Randomize
