this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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