people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
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end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
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Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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