Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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