idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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