you would pick up someone in the library
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Randomize