i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
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