i just wanna soil my oats bro
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
Randomize
