Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
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I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
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I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
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