Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
Never joke about your clitoris.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
Randomize
