Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
Randomize
