Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
you made out with another girl for some wings
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
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