S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
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It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
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Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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