I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
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Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
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If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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