shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
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Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
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I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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