discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
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there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
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I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.