its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
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I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
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just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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