Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
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You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
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I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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