i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
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Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
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Get my husband this drunk again I will rip off your balls off with my bare hands and then cut them up with a dirty axe like fish bits. Do you understand me? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! See you at breakfast, FUCK FACE. I'll shove that bottle of Jamison so far up your ass you'll still be praying in 2020 you can take a shit! Seriously, you make it hard to be your best friend.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
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