i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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