I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
Randomize
