no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
this boner is exhausting
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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