Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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