Dignity is for republicans.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
Randomize
