It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
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