I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
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