At least make sure they are 18
Why
If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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