omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
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i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
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Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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