ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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