she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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