Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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