i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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