Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
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And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
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I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
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