I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
bring money and cleavage
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
What a dumb baby whore.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
All I want is dick and wine.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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