do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Enjoy the penises
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
Randomize
