I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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