i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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