He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize
