About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
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Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
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It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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