I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
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We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
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THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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