handjob tips. give me some.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
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I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
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I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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