my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
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