He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
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