happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Alive.
So much puke
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
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