I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
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Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
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My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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